Mc Lars - Guitar Hero Hero (beating Guitar Hero Doesn't Make You Slash) lyrics

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Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoonAutograph line every day in homeroomOn the playground all the kids like to point and whisper"Check his calloused guitar-button blisters"I'm a fourth grade celebrityPlastic axe on my back and a Dragonforce TMy teachers know that I'm the manA walking, talking ten-year-old-brandPepsi offered me mad Gs to drink Sobe exclusivelyGuitar Hero, it's my song, flip the switch and then it's onCHORUSWell I'm starting up my Wii and all my fans are in the standsI would invite my parents but they'll never understandI've got a reputation for the levels that I beatI'm a Guitar Hero hero, hey that's meThey say Robert Johnson sold his soul to the DevilI can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert levelWhile Slash rocks the Strip up and down LAI push multi-colored buttons on a stick all dayDimebag brought the dope harmonicsMy five buttons are electronicClapton spilt his heart on "Layla"I go (click click click) playaHendrix lit his Strat on fireGenerations were inspiredOne day my songs could do the sameIf I weren't so addicted to this game!CHORUSI'm a player, I'm a hero, I'm your rock star little manIf I don't do my homework will my teachers understand?Can't really strum a note and every gig I rock for freeI'm a Guitar Hero hero, hey that's meBeating Call of Duty doesn't mean your aim is goodBeating Wii Golf doesn't make you Tiger WoodsBeating Apples to Apples doesn't make you a farmerWatching UFC won't make you any harderFriends on Myspace won't make you a musicianBeating Operation doesn't make you a physicianWatching CSI doesn't make you a detectivePlaying Mario Paint doesn't mean you have perspectiveBeating Gears of War doesn't make you Wintson ChurchillQuoting 90?s sitcoms doesn't make you Steve UrkelGrand Theft Auto doesn't make you a playerPlaying Sim City doesn't make you a mayorBeating Rock Band doesn't mean you rockBeating Tony Hawk doesn't make you Tony HawkAmerican Idol won't make you a starBeating Guitar Hero doesn't mean you play guitarPlay me some guitarNow play me some guitarPlay me some guitarPaul Gilbert on guitar!Let's go!CHORUSWell I know my mom will ground me if I play again all nightWhen I step into the zone I always rock it rightMy eyes are getting bloodshot as my fingers start to bleedI'm a Guitar Hero heroI'm gamer, I'm an addict, guitar strummer, I'm a fanOne day I'll tour the country in my drummer's beat-up vanBut until I learn to play I'll sit in front of my TVI'm a Guitar Hero heroI'm a Guitar Hero heroI'm a Guitar Hero heroHey that's me!And that's me!And that's you!Well golly gee!Yeah!