Mc Lars - Black And Yellow T Shirts lyrics

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Black And Yellow T Shirts / Mc LarsHey Lars, how do you make any money if you give away your mixtape for free?[MC Lars]I'm really glad you asked Ollie, we've got t-shirts they're -Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and YellowUh-huh, you know what they areBlack and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and YellowMy boy Front is always managing his vocal takesPlaying up his nerd persona every day he integratesYou wanna hear a rap about a game from '82?Good news! MC Frontalot's got songs for youFull of rhymes that he drops, pretty hot, make em rockWith the style he concocts: Nerdcore Hip-HopFlashlight on his head, his homeboy went and started itGrabbing your allowances, he knows how to market it[MC Frontalot]My man Lars has got the talent and he flaunts itAnd he drops phat hits every one-hundredth conceptThe onset of his rapping is bluntIt beats you up in the manner that he called post-punkYou know the fans can't get enough, always holler for moreThink they're even louder than they were before the previous encoreJust hope they let him off stage soonVital business in the back where the hoodies are strewnYa bro, we got t-shirts and they'reBlack and Yellow, Black Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and YellowYeah dude, different colors, such asGreen and Purple, Green and Purple, Green and Purple, Green and PurpleThis is indie rocket science and it'sHorris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris RecordsGood luck chasing royalties MrWiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa[MC Frontalot]You try to sell music they look at you funnyIt's not a transaction that necessitates moneyNot with the true cunning of the kids in the knowBut you look at them cheering notice what? They don't sewDon't go to the print shop and silkscreen their ownYet they're always needing something to cover the torsoThat's why MC Lars and I provide a productSit atop high fashion inventory![MC Lars]You got it! Costume glasses, mouse pads, robot USBsCaptains are we! Of what? Industry!Rockefeller, Adam Smith, Rock a cellar just like thisRock a crowd of rowdy kids, so Frontalot tell me thisIs it all about the Washingtons or all about the art?Indie rap we're into that, following our heartsBut part of the job, I mean the other part from caringIs taking t-shirt money like we're modern Robert Barrons![chorus]Ya bro, we got t-shirts and they'reBlack and Yellow, Black Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and YellowYeah dude, different colours, such asWhite and orange, White and orange, White and orange, White and orangeThis is indie rocket science and it'sHorris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris RecordsGood luck chasing royalties MrWiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa[MC Lars]Oh we know every fabric weight, every drop ship priceEvery line-screen density designs are preciseCotton woven so nice, blind eyes to child laborYou as the consumer are the lucky money saverAnd we savour all you're savvy as it leads you to our waresUp in the gilded age of geekery we've so sneakily preparedThis foolproof method of making just the shirts you wantWith my top-hat and my monocle and your money I abscondYou see Horris Records harvesting the forests near your homeFor the paper in the liner notes of every disc you ownYou should have known that our sweat shirts were pure baby sealGo ahead and treat yourself, you love the way it feels!The appeals of the audience: Get back on stageWhere you at? By the merch booth trying to get paidGot a hundred people covered, though their arms stay bareThe only way we get to do it check the logos they wear![chorus]Guess what! At the merch booth, we gotShirts and hoodies, Shirts and hoodies, Shirts and hoodies, Shirts and hoodiesPlease stop come and buy stuff, we needHealth insurance, Health insurance, Health insurance, Health insuranceThis is indie rocket science and it'sHorris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris RecordsApologies for ruining your track MrWiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz KhalifaMy man Lars is in the t-shirt businessMy boy Front is in the t-shirt businessLook at us! We're in the t-shirt businessI thought we were musicians, what is this!MC Lars is in the t-shirt businessFrontalot is in the t-shirt businessBoth of us are in the t-shirt businessI thought that we were rappers, what is this!