MC LARS HORRIS - True Player For Real lyrics

rate me

Since I was three I had ADHD

Got in trouble constantly

Said, "Just gotta be me! "

Nineteen years later I've got this piece of paper

It says "congrats you're a broke English major"

I still live with Mom and Dad and it's kind of sad

When this Stanford grad brings ladies to his pad

"What up girl? "

"Aren't you that rapper with that song about Hot Topic? "

Maybe Bukowski was right about women? "Ha ha, stop it!

This is an old-school jam, I'm dropping knowledge like Plato

While most rappers track it backwards and stay flat like Play Dowugh

But I'm a Minor Threat

I flip scripts so they know

You can't taze me bro ("Don't taze me bro! ")

Not to concel

Keep it surreal

Piss off the British press when I'm like, "Who's John Peel? "

The NME says, "Lars is well rubbish, his single is bollocks"

But I know that they love this!

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

It's my self-referential introduction song

TPFR (true player for real!)

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

The name's MC Lars now you know the deal (true player for real)

Once upon a time Grandmaster Flash inspired these nerds with a culture clash

Once Run-DMC mixed rock guitars with the kick, snare, kick, kick, snare

Public Enemy took a political stand

Now we pirate these records like damn the man

NWA got attacked by the media

Now we check the facts up on Wikipedia

Can't get on stage at the Jay-Z show

So we boot up ProTools and bust a funky flow

Online for free we don't make dough

Okay just thought I'd let you know

And I can give you twenty-seven reasons why

Post-punk rhymes are just as fly

As anything fborn from mainstream rap

'till my laptop dies and I'll take that back

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

Still my self-referential introduction song

You know the deal (true player for real)

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

The name's MC Lars, I'll smack a rock star (true player for real!)

Like Ralph Waldo Emerson, I stay "Self-Reliant"

Genre-defiant, all ages shows with Kobe Bryant

I just checked billboard

My album's in the charts

I think therefore I SoundScan, right Descartes?

But am I a culture thief making hip-hop sound white?

Haven't got the right like, Lancelot the Knight?

No, Camelot's a myth and Guinevere's a slut

So I'll jump into this mosh pit

Pants sagging like "What! "

(Key change)

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

That's my self-referential introduction song

Now you know the deal (true player for real)

I'm MC Lars (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real!)

The name's MC Lars, TPFR

True player for real

I kill it on stage with two DI's, why?

Post-punk laptop rap is the new DIY (true player for real!)

TPFR (true player for real)

I kill it on stage with two DI's, why?

Post-punk laptop rap is the new DIY

TPFR (true player for real)

TPFR (true player for real)

True player... true player