MC Chris - Pop Punk Is Dead lyrics

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[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.

[Tim Chandler]Hey MC!

[mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.

[Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah.

[mc chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?

[Tim Chandler]I'm good, how are you?

[mc chris]I'm great, sir. And you?

[Tim Chandler]Ha...ha...I'm good. Listen, have a seat.

[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable...

[Tim Chandler to Secretary]Thank you, Princess. You can go...

[Secretary]Oh..okay

[Tim Chandler]Ohhh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.

[mc chris]Okay...

[Tim Chandler]The album...I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.

[mc chris]Thanks a lot.

[Tim Chandler]You look like a million bucks.

[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much.

[Tim Chandler]Uhhhhh...

[mc chris]What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like...is something the matter?

[Tim Chandler]You don't know what I'm going through. It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that...that pop punk is dead...

[mc chris]What!?

[Tim Chandler]...and hip hop is the wave of the future.

[mc chris]Well...I guess it could be...I mean we don't know for sure.

[Tim Chandler]These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they...mmmmmmm

[mc chris]Look c'mon that's good music, Mr.

[Tim Chandler]Ugh...gimme a break.

[mc chris]Mr. Ch-

[Tim Chandler]Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good...I know hot dogs taste good!

[mc chris]I know you do, sir.

[Tim Chandler]I eat hot dogs!

[mc chris]I know, you have some on your desk...

[Tim Chandler]Ohhhh...Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band...but she's married!

[mc chris]But, it's a great ban-

[Tim Chandler]It's a cock-tease band!

[mc chris]There my, there my friends, dude.

[Tim Chandler]They tease my cock.

[mc chris]Mr. Chandler...

[Tim Chandler]Listen up. You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake.

[mc chris]Well...I do...

[Tim Chandler]That's what I'm looking for, a man's man.

[mc chris]Yeah...yeah, that's who I am.

[Tim Chandler]Allllright...Get the fuck out of my office.

[mc chris]O...o...o...okay...Mr. Chandler...thanks for seeing me...

[Tim Chandler]Uh huh...