MC Chris

MC Chris - My Name Is lyrics

rate me

My name is MC

I'm like no other

A short sized, high pitched

White skinned brother

And when I say white

Yo, I don't mean pink

'Cause my skin's about as white

As white out ink

When I step into the sun

I burst into flames

Like the Human Torch

But with no lives to save

Said, I don't go to clubs

And I don't go to raves

And I don't go to pubs

And I don't go to parades

So, where do I go

You might call it a hooch parlor

If you don't know the password

Don't bother

It's where all the ladies

Leave their lipstick

On my collar

But I tell them to be gone

'Cause all they want

Is my dollar

Mahler use to write symphonies

Name is MC and I claim to be

Star material like astrology

Punk rock, hip, and R&B

Watch me blend it up like a daquiri

It's why all the honey's be mackin' me

Waitin' in the alley, sneak attackin' me

Tearin off my clothes, ass smackin' me

Back when we didn't have a record deal

(Still don't)

Still managed to make the ladies squeal

Word up, and you know

Name is MC, shout it back to me

On the count of three

One, two, three, MC

Name is MC

Drivin' 'round in my Civic

I see ya girls walkin' by, lookin' fly

Soft to the touch like a porcupin

Blow my mind

Name's MC, me multiplied

Don't call home

'Cause I'm out tonight

Taste real good like a pumpkin pie

I only smoke pipe

When there's skunk inside

Can it be

Her fingers slippin' down my Levi jeans

I be so happy now, without a doubt

Like I just smoked an ounce

Fucked and bounced

What the fuck you be talkin' 'bout

MC backwards be cotton mouth

Not on the mic

I'm kickin' your ass at balderash

Ya can't stop me

Name is MC, shout it back to me

On the count of three

One, two, three, MC

Name is MC

Come from a place

Called Libertyville

In the place to be

With a little Bo Peep eatin' edamame

I'm eatin' Chick Filet

Get up on the mic

And stay for days

Drunk off that citron lemonade

And a little bit of tanqueray

But I'm okay, eyes wide

Stir fried, like Vietnamese

Adam and Eve

Do as we please

With nothing but a bucket

Of ice up my sleeve

Ask Mr. T and the fuckin' A-Team

A beam in your face

MC Chris in the place

With a mouth full of toothpaste

Library book paste the due date

So many ho's

I get the group rate

You're too late

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