MC Chris - Japanese Maid lyrics

rate me

I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate you tonight

I claimed you, I named you, can't wait, you need to do me for life

I think that you're great, you give me such a clean place

My Japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave

You do everything right, how did my whites get so bright?

You are oh, so polite, and your vagina's so tight.

Harajuku, heaven sent, Pine-Sol, lemon scent

She's worth it, every cent, she's perfect in every sense

I need some cooking, cleaning, don't mean to be demeaning

But when you feather dust my nuts I turn into a demon

There was no other recourse, so many chores that you can do on all fours

So many windows and doors, so many rooms that you want to explore

So much dirt in the kitchen, so many dirty positions

Guess who's cleaning dishes, guess who's penis gets kisses

Mine does, word up

Soft scrub, gloves are rubber, you're the quicker picker upper

Draw a bath and bring me supper, she's my servant and my lover

There is no need for garters, my dick is getting harder

Go grab a swiffer, make it stiffer, stir it up for starters

I like to whip you raw, work it nonstop

Makin' me wish I had nine tentacle cocks

Flirty little fox with animal ears on top

I'm about to J-Pop got her on lock

Down in my dungeon devices

Now that I know that she's priceless

She could be my bubblegum crisis

I don't know what that means

I don't think you understand bitches.