MC Chris - Illi OI! lyrics

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ILLY OI!:

mc chris is the shit

Whack mc's line up to perish

There just ain't no stoppin him

His parents are so embarrassed

mc chris can't resist

Whack mc's they get so angry

Cuz he ain't a part of it

Yet beats them at their own game oh so badly

Illinois boy known to make some noise

Don't collect checks cuz I'm unemployed

Used to love hip hop now it sucks like roids

I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi

I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food

Rhyme real smooth cuz I don't produce

Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse

Everything to gain but nothing to lose

Yeah x7

Well I'm the baddest mc switchblade in the mic

Playground player fifth grader for life

Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes

I keep my bitches on a short leash with a tracking device

My name is mc I got carcinogen beats

Been compared to Monet I've been compared to Matisse

When I'm not rhymin or fuckin I'm lookin for trees

You're givin hand jobs by the blood bank for a nickel a piece

I bring the jams, like knottsberry n' smuckers

Mother fuckers better duck cuz I'm on downers and uppers

I gotta sack of nutter butters and a head in the gutter

I waste whack mc's like they fueling a hummer

Illinois boy known to make some noise

Don't collect checks cuz I'm unemployed

Used to love hip hop now it sucks like roids

I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi

I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food

Rhyme real smooth cuz I don't produce

Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse

Everything to gain but nothing to lose

Oi x7

Well I'm the crazy mc got chainsaw teeth

I'm a vegetarian ain't got no beef

I Rap rhymes over beats for duffle bags of cheese

You get a sexual release sniffin your gramma's queefs

Got more mother daughter action than Romeo and Master P

Got these bitches suckin like they vacuuming for company

My name is mc and that's the way it's gonna have to be

My tractor beams the fact that we actually the act the beat

I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit

I Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate

You can hardly handle it so go ask your analyst

I'm the catalyst that moistens the panties of management

Illinois boy known to make some noise

Don't collect checks cuz I'm unemployed

Used to love hip hop now it sucks like roids

I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi

I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food

Rhyme real smooth cuz I don't produce

Mtv said no so I'm just on fuse

Everything to gain but nothing to lose