MC Chris - Bossk On A Segway lyrics

rate me

Don't mess with the best

White vest got the glock

B-O-double S-K press play for the rock

Press pause for applause

Cause of awe and the shock

Ram through the treetop

Throw 'em in the cell block

See, I like to wrangle Wookiees

Cause I do not battle 'bots

I work them then I cut them

I do not collect their tops

I leave their domes alone

See scalping is for clone

Like the baby Boba did

You know his papa was a mold

And so I was foretold

Beyond my own machinations

With the hunters guild kill my father cause I hate him

Kill my siblings in the crib didn't phase me a bit

Why you hatin' a bitch, what you waitin' for, snitch?

I lick my lizard lips on a six six six

I stack it full of Wookiees and I get rich quick

I'm just an opportunist on the house is where I do this

We're gonna move this through this with a morbid to-do list (what?)

The haters hate me

I pass them by

I'm rollin' rollin'

On my segway

The haters hate me

I say goodbye

I'm rollin' rollin'

Rollin'... rollin'...

Okay, the cookies I bake

And the wookiees I trade

I'm Rogue Squadron 64 cause I keep getting played

Millenium Falcon fucked my shit

Fett's setting tricky traps

That shit is wiki-wack

Like callin' appetizers apps

See, things were going good

New hunters getting gain

New sects to inspect

On the planetary plains

I didn't betray a Fett I had hubris and I loved it

But I was a bounty Boss soon to be bounty comet

Ran across some relevant

Wookiee intelligence

Location and whereabouts

Of Chewbacca's relatives

A double crossing Wookiee

With a name that's vaguely french

Locked me in a locker

Then he freed his Wookiee friends

I incite a prison riot

They perverted my Pup

The Wookiees took control

And their captors were crushed

The rebellion bound beasts

Had me cornered and callous

Haven't seen this much fur

Since "Debbie Does Dallas"

The haters hate me

I pass them by

I'm rollin' rollin'

On my segway

The haters hate me

I say goodbye

I'm rollin' rollin'

Rollin'... rollin'...

I'm a lizard let loose

On a wicked rap groove

And I'm sayin' "fuck you"

In my yellow jumpsuit

I trip a chump foo

With the killer Kung Fu

Girl, trip a chump drew

When I kick it old school

The haters hate me

I pass them by

I'm rollin' rollin'

On my segway

The haters hate me

I say goodbye

I'm rollin' rollin'

Rollin'... rollin'...