Mason Storm - Miley Cyrus Rap lyrics
rate meWell Miley Cyrus I'm your number one fan<br />
It don't matter I'm a thirty year old man.<br />
Never, Never, Never, Never, Never missed a show, <br />
Hannah Montana, that shit is I'll yo.<br />
And my niece agrees, TiVo every show, <br />
Got all you're CD's<br />
And I got you're autograph, off of ebay<br />
Check you're Myspace three times a day.<br />
Last week bought a ticket to your show, <br />
Three Thousand dollars for a seat in the back row?<br />
But that's all right, money ain't a thing, <br />
I'd pay ten times that to hear you sing.<br />
And you're innocent, yep still<br />
You're only fifteen but you have time to kill, <br />
Once you get older you might shave your head, <br />
You might Marry the wrong guy, and then end up dead<br />
But who knows? Cause today you're a star<br />
Got a million dollars and you can't drive a car<br />
And that might be true, but that didn't stop me<br />
From getting a tattoo<br />
Oh my god you brought Disney back, <br />
Before you're show that channel was crap<br />
And we forgive you for you're dad<br />
Achy Breaky Heart, what the hell was that?<br />
<br />
Miley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus<br />
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Well Miley Cyrus, A list celebrity<br />
Got more fame than John F. Kennedy<br />
Make a hundred billion dollars like Bill Gates<br />
Everybody knows you're name in all fifty states<br />
And the fans agree, got more talent than Paris or Lindsay<br />
No sex tapes, No S.T.D.'s, No D.U.I.'s, just MP3's<br />
It's a lie, you're not pregnant yet<br />
You can't believe the things you read on the internet<br />
You're friend, Jamie Lynn she is though<br />
Britney's little sister is a full blown ho.<br />
But Miley Cyrus that ain't for you<br />
Disney golden girl, yep, goodie two shoes, well<br />
Once you get older you might hate your dad, <br />
Get addicted to coke, and then go to rehab<br />
But who knows? Cause today you're fine<br />
Can buy anything but a bottle of wine<br />
And that might be true<br />
But that wouldn't stop me from buying it for you<br />
Oh my god you brought good girl back<br />
Which is a welcome change from Tara Reid's asscrack<br />
Again we forgive you for you're dad<br />
Dancing with the Stars, what the hell was that?<br />
<br />
Miley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus x2<br />
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Well, when it comes to you're fans Miley, I'm number one<br />
Ain't afraid of you're dad, but I'm afraid of his gun<br />
And I'd like to hang out, but I don't like to run<br />
See the problem is you're just too young<br />
Yeah, I'll admit it, it's kind of weird<br />
That I'm the only fan you have, that has a beard<br />
And yes I know it's gone on too long, <br />
Relax Billy Ray that's the end of my song.<br />
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Miley, Mullet, Miley, Mullet, Miley, Mullet<br />
Miley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus.
