Mark McKinney - Party Foul lyrics

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Welcome to the party

I’m sure you know just what to do

But someone’s bound to break a couple rules

So maybe we should review

There’s no judge, umpire official

Ain’t nobody gonna blow a whistle

And it ain’t over till you see the sun

This is partying 101

But remember to have some fun

[chorus]

Don’t spill your beer

Don’t kiss and tell

Don’t lose your cool

Or get thrown in jail

Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin'

This is a party man what are you thinkin'

Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly

Or change the song in the middle of Willy

No, don’t leave the party with the ugliest gal

Cuz that’s a party foul

Hell ya

That’s a party foul

We got women, ladies, and players,

Hippies, rockers, and kickers,

The beer is good and the wine is fine

But you know that liquor is quicker

We got all night the rain don’t hurry

Soon enough everything will be blurry

Try to remember all the rules from A-Z

And earn yourself a degree

From the party university

Don’t spill your beer

Don’t kiss and tell

Don’t lose your cool

Or get thrown in jail

Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin

This is a party man what are you thinkin

Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly

Or change the song in the middle of Willy

No, don’t put your hands on another man’s gal

Cuz that’s a party foul

Hell yeah

That’s a party foul

Oh yeah

As long as you’re here

Might as well be drinkin’ beer

And it ain’t against the law

To stumble and to fall

This is last call-

Don’t spill your beer

Don’t kiss and tell

Don’t lose your cool

Or get thrown in jail

Don’t talk about work when you should be drinkin’

This is a party man what are you thinkin’

Don’t get on the dance floor and act all silly

Don’t change the song in the middle of Willy

No, don’t put your hands on another man’s gal

Don’t mellow out when its time to rock

Don’t sit around and just watch the clock

Don’t get to rowdy when its time to chill

Get a room if you wanna get your thrill

Don’t start a fight

Don’t throw a punch

Don’t get the spins

Or don’t lose your lunch

No, and don’t leave the party with the ugliest gal

Cuz that’s a party foul

Oh yeah

That’s a party foul

Hell yeah

That’s a party foul

That’s a party foul

Get on outta here

Thanks to Brie Boden