Mark Lowry - I Can Eat It All (Parody-I Surrender All) lyrics

rate me

I can scarf a dozen *doughnuts*,

And lick the *sugar* off my hands,

If I had a hundred tacos,

I could eat 'em on demand.

If I eat 'em even faster,

You can see my waist expand,

But the bloated feeling that I get,

Is the part that I can't stand.

I'm the middle of the kitchen,

I can't help but gain a pound,

I'll never taste the feel of victory

Till I finally chow down

I can offer no *defense*,

When that aroma fills the place,

When I'm served a tray of burgers,

I will gladly stuff my face,

I can eat it all,

Alfalfa, sprouts, and *greens*,

But when it comes to fast food,

I eat everything,

I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire,

It's fat that I require,

Cause I'm a butterball,

I can eat it all.

The source of my condition,

Is the fact I don't *abstain*,

I can measure my consumption,

By the weight that I have gained

Though my friends call me a *glutton*,

And that causes me such pain,

If they serve me one more salad,

I think I will go insane

Cause I've laid aside the health food,

For the fatter foods I've found,

When I get my hands on pizza,

I can never put it down

When I hit my favorite *restaurants*,

I eat everything I see,

After hours at the buffet,

They are begging me to leave

I can eat it all,

Alfalfa sprouts and *greens*,

But when it comes to fast food,

I eat everything,

I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire,

It's fat that I require,

Cause I'm a butterball,

I can eat it all

I have a favorite verse,

I would like you all to know,

And it goes like this,

"Man cannot live by bread alone"

That is why I lay my ground beef,

On a golden flame of fire,

The more I have,

The more that I desire

I can eat it all

(small break)

I can eat it all,

Whatever I desire

It's fat that I require

Cause I'm a butterball

I'm wider then I'm tall

I'm pure *cholesterol*,

I can eat it all

Thanks to Mark Croft for these lyrics