Mark Douglas - Trying 2 Hard lyrics

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e$ha:

I'm ridiculous

My 15 minutes is almost up

I pulled this song out of my butt

Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus

Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think it's hilurious

This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust... ing

I'm like Gaga with less grace

Can't read my tik tok bla bla face

Wake up in tubs but never bathe

I just use Febrese

Mom and Dad:

THAT'S GROSS

CHORUS

I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung

I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums

I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns

I'm peein' in your yard

I'm trying too hard

DAD

Ke$ha talk to us

There's something that we must discuss

It's about your lack of cleanliness

When you walk you leave cloud of dust

MOM

Please girl, take a bath and use some soap

Now here's a toothbrush and some scope

KE$HA

You don't understand what I'm about

MOM

Did something die inside your mouth?

KE$HA

I sing like a drunk buffoon

Then it's fixed with autotune

Check out my new Ke$ha perfume

It smells like sex and shoes

MOM and DAD

That's gross

KE$HA

Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm

Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm

DAD

She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard

MOM

She's got a beetle her ear

KE$HA

Don't kill my career.

Guys... I'm melting.