Margaret Cho - My Puss lyrics
rate meMy puss, the gates of heaven<br />
Your puss, closed seven eleven<br />
My puss, spouting genius rhymes<br />
Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes<br />
My puss, is hot and ready to please<br />
Your puss, is riddled with disease<br />
My puss, has a myspace page<br />
Your puss, all yellowed with age<br />
My puss, cause major erections<br />
Your puss, rigged the election<br />
My puss, is the best on the block<br />
Your puss, invaded Iraq<br />
My puss, is fine so I flaunt it<br />
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted<br />
My puss, make me all kind of money<br />
Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny<br />
My puss, did a monologue<br />
Your puss could probably hide a log<br />
My puss, would be pretty if it showed<br />
Your puss has its own area code<br />
My puss, calms the savage beast<br />
Your puss, infected with yeast<br />
My puss, is a hell of a dame<br />
Your puss, outed Valerie Plame<br />
My puss, is so tight and hot<br />
Your puss, has a parking lot<br />
My puss wet like hurricane Katrina<br />
Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA<br />
My puss won a Pulitzer prize<br />
Your puss is enormous in size<br />
My puss is sexy in lace<br />
Your puss, could rent out some space<br />
My puss, would please the hardest banger<br />
Your puss, is like an airplane hangar <br />
My puss, is keepin' it real<br />
Your puss, invented the wheel
