Maggie Estep - Hey Baby lyrics

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<b>Hey Baby</b> by <i>Maggie Estep</i><br />

So I'm walking down the street

minding my own business

when this guy starts with me

he's sucking his lips goin:

hey, baby, hey, yo yo yo, baby baby baby

and I get kinda tense and nervous

but I keep walkin'

but the guy's doggin' my every move:

hey, miss, he says, don't miss this, and he grabs his

crotch and sneers ear to ear.

So finally, I turn around:

hey, buddy, I say, i'm feeling pretty tense, buddy, i've got

a fuckin' song in my heart, so come on

let's go

i've got a huge bucket of non dairy creamer and some time to

kill, so let's do it

we'll make some foul smelling artificial milk and drink gallons

and gallons and gallons of it

get our bladders painfully full

then go sit on the toilet together and let the water run in the

shower and torture ourselves

by not letting ourselves urinate

as the water rushes loudly

into the bathtub

okay?

we'll do it together

writhe in utter agony

just you and me

and i'll even spring for some of that blue shit for the toilet

bowl, alright?

i mean that's my idea of a good time

so how about it?

you wanna?

The guy backs up a bit

whatsa matta, baby, you got somethin' against men? he asks.

no, I say

i don't have anything against men

just stupid men.