Mad Tv - Me Against Madonna lyrics

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Britney: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!!!

Madonna: Hey Britney.

B: Oh no, she's here!

M: Hey, you wanna hang out?

B: Sorry kinda busy right now.

M: At a club?

B: Bye!

Britney:

She's always there

Everytime I turn around

Her creepy stare

Her tired 80's disco sound

She follows me

With desperation I can't take

She's calling me

She's worst than Justin Timberlake

Ever since I kissed her

She's been on me like a blister

I don't need another mother

But she just won't leave me alone

She won't leave me alone (hey, leave me alone)

I don't wanna knock her

But she's a crazy stalker

I wish she'd take her rocker

And just get her butt on home

Bitch leave me alone hey, hey, hey

B: Why can't you give me some space

M: I just really had to see ya

B: Can't you get out of my face

M: I've got a great idea

It's a sexy video

B: No I really do not wanna

M: Be my bitch, I'll be your ho

B: I'm not slezzy like you Madonna

Madonna:

Hey Britney

I need some help with my career

Look at my cane and look where I stick it

I'm desperate

That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer

It was in my pants who wants to lick it

Get on the swing

Try not to heave

Spread your legs

Roll in my leaves

I need some of your young blood

Please fulfill my hunger

My last cd was a dud

I need to be younger

All your youth and energy

Please, I really need it

Now expose your neck to me

With my fangs I'll bleed it

All right everybody let's vogue!

Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, huh?

Good times!!!

Come on everybody let's vogue!

Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue...