Macklemore - American lyrics

rate me

How y'all doin there folks?

My name is Aberdeen Washington

and I'm a proud American

and a terrorist fighter

thats right

hey gimme another beer bitch!

now when the day Bin Laden comes to town

ima drop a duece

wipe it up with his towel

mow my lawn

sit on the couch

Ima watch some football

I pray to the lord the Cowboys win

and beat the hell outta them damn redskins

call up the boys

get drunk as shit

god damn right Im an American

thats right

Im American

got a picture of Regan above my fire

next to the deer I shot with my rifle

NRA hell yeah I support 'em

No pro choice

No abortion

Mexicans, send em back over the boarder

ride on home to Samoa

or wherever they come from

takin' our jobs

eatin our hamburgers

takin our jobs

they takin our jobs

I see them in the field

I'm takin their head off

I hate my job

and I hate my boss

but I love my country

and I pray to god

that the cowboys win

fuck yeah Romo!

and the Cowboys win

thats right thats right thats right

c'mon

everybody

just clap your hands

if you love our country

if you love our land

thats right

and if you're not clapping your hands

you're a terrorist

and you eat sand

...sandwiches

the day Bin Laden comes to town

Imma drop a deuce

wipe my poop with his towel

mow my lawn

sit on the couch

and Imma watch some football

and i pray to the lord the Cowboys win

and beat the hell outta them damn redskins

call up the boys

get drunk as shit

god damn right I'm American

I'm Ameri-fuckin-can

And john McCain and Sarah Palin

I know you lost out there

it was a tough one

but you're still 2 mavericks in my book

don't worry about it

and listen Palin

I heard you like beer

me too

i dont have a 6 pack

but i got a beer bong in my pants

what do ya say we go get shit faced

in a helicopter and kill a moose

America

the chosen

Guns

Explosions

McDonalds

Bowling

you don't like it

we exploit you

pop a pill

get a boner!

hell yeah

Tony Romo

man that guy is so damn cute

I wanna sack his boner

and ride him broke back

all the way to Wyoming

no homo...sike

hey I said no homo

fuck terrorists!

I mean like, i don't wanna fuck terrorists

guys I'm kidding!

I like Romo

I dont "like" Romo

I said fuck terrorists

not I wanna fuck a terrorist

you would

if you woulda caught bin laden

you wouldn't give him one in the butt?

for America?

If you said "no homo" right after you did it?

It doesn't count if it's terrorists

hey little Aberdeen

come in here

yeah?

hey come sing the national family anthem

come on

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

hey hey

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

hey hey

thats right

Im an American citizen

Aberdeen Washington

this is my country

and just because Barrack Obama

won the presidential election

does not mean that half the country

doesn't feel the same way I do

Man I came to America yeah

And i live in America c'mon

And I live in America

I do too dad

lemme get em

And I live in America

dad And I live in America

shut up

little Aberdeen shut the fuck up

my bad

lemme tell em

thats right

I'm American

Thanks to trolololo for correcting these lyrics