Macc Lads - 2-stroke eddie lyrics

rate me

He pulled up on a yammy 750,

I got all wet my buttocks started shifting.

I gave him a wink I said "Buy us a drink"

I got a double brandy and coke.

He said "Come outside and we'll go for a ride"

I gave his leather trousers a stroke.

2 stroke Eddie

I told him straight away I wanted porking,

(tell us bout the size of his pole)

He only had an inch and that was foreskin.

(sounds like he was hung like a vole)

Then the ugly twat finished in 2 seconds flat,

He had a problem with his timing.

And the fat spotty bum asked me if I'd cum,

He's not worth the crust off me gusset lining.

2 stroke Eddie

I couldn't give a toss about the size dear,

(you're a fucking lying slut)

2 stroke Eddie couldn't touch the sides dear.

(he didn't even have half a foot)

He just made a mess all over me dress,

I didn't even know he'd been in

And he had the cheek to ask to see me next week

I wouldn't give him cheese off me quimm.

2 stroke Eddie<br />

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Thanks to scarahdee69