Lyfe Jennings - Statistics lyrics

rate me

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101

and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

25% of all men are unstable

25% of all men can't be faithful

30% of them don't mean what they say

and 10% of the remainin' 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever findin' your man

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

Chorus:

RULE #1

Don't be a booty call,

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl,

NOW 2

If he's in a relationship

And he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex

15% of all men dont practice safe sex

20% of them are from homes without a father

so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're takin' a shower

Something to swallow when you drank your bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10

Chorus:

RULE #1

Don't be a booty call,

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl,

NOW 2

If he's in a relationship

And he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

Be patient! He's waiting!

You don't gotta settle for that

Leave all that stress alone!

Get you a backbone!

Stop being sorry for yourself!

Chances make champions

It's gonna take (patience)

Time is still (wastin')

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect ya girl he gon forget ya girl

RULE 2

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

and if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

STATISTICS!

STATISTICS!

STATISTICS!

Thanks to claire and rachel for correctiong these lyrics :)

Thanks to Cici for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Chantel for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Lauren for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Jeremy for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Jaclyn for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Jazzy for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to claire and rachel :) for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to lola for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to tatiana (: for correcting these lyrics