Lunachicks - Jan Brady lyrics

rate me

I am Jan Brady,

and you must believe that

or forever perish in your doubt

I am the soul embodiment of Jan,

and I exist to serve the Brady alter

for I have become one with another soul,

and I have no need for others!

* Chorus*

Jan Brady has returned

took over my soul and body

then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

so now you must believe and worship me

or else a lost soul you will be

I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper

I go to school with my Brady brothers

we live in the same house

but we come from different mothers!

*Chorus*

I know I cracked the family picture with my bike

I was'nt wearing my glasses

but I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes

with my wig, I'll be a smash

polyester plaid bell bottoms,

I ain't no TRASH!!!!

*Chorus*