Luke Kaufman - Mendocino Whores lyrics

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Well hey cowgirl I'm a real bullhand

I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

Well I been crossin' that county line

Pickin' up Mendocino whores

Well the better I do on them Brahma bulls

Well the better I'm goin' a score

Well I wasn't lookin' for a distraction

But them girls, they fit the bill

Well they want me a

Way up in a

I said hey Cowgirl I'm a real bullhand

I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

All my home girlfriends, well they told me

That a top bullhand I'd never be

Now they watch me on their TV

With women all over me

Well I scored 93 in Dixon

And in Booneville 92

And now I'ma crossin' that county line

To visit a whore or two

I said hey Cowgirl I'm a real bullhand

I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

With dark brown hair and deep green eyes

Your look here is plain to see

So tell me what are the chances

Of you comin' home with me

Well we can go round for round

And I'll leave you wantin' some more

But I'll be long gone come the mornin' light

Well I'ma headed outta your backdoor

I said hey cowgirl I'm a real bullhand

I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

Well see a bullhand's life is lonely

But I'm provin' them all wrong

When I stumble up the drive

in the middle of the night

Bringin' all the girls along

When my girlfriends catch onto me

I'm gettin' more than I bargained for

Well I'm catchin' hell or gettin' rundown

By all the Mendocino whores

I said hey cowgirl I'm a real bullhand

I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey (3 times)