Ludacris Feat. Lil' Flip - Screwed Up lyrics
rate meAh yeah, we sendin' this one out from everybody<br />
I mean to everybody from the H-Town to the A-Town<br />
An' worldwide, so get your lighters, get your drink<br />
An' I tell you what, I'm so fucked up an' screwed up<br />
If anybody try to blow my high, you know what I'ma tell 'em<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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I feel better than I've ever felt before<br />
Intoxicated but maintainin' self-control<br />
I took a swig, I had a jug, chug a log, I'm loud an' clear<br />
I had some bud, I lit it up an' then I made it disappear<br />
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'Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous<br />
This shit's hazardous, got amateurs smokin' cannibus<br />
If you mad at this, damn it then<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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I made a call to my dog, time to split the blunt an' break it up<br />
Three wheel motion, purple potion, I gotta shake it up<br />
I tried to kick the habit, but it keep callin' me<br />
Abra cadabra, here's a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed<br />
Zig Zag's an' golden wraps got my mind gone<br />
Drugs don't affect my work, I still get my grind on<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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I'm leaning like the Tower of Pisa, the syrup squeezer<br />
Come close to my stash an' get treated as if I'm Ebeneezer<br />
I'm throwed, blowed, matter of fact<br />
Let's call this the thrower potion<br />
I'm screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion<br />
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I gots to have it, can't kick the habit<br />
I've tried to shake it<br />
The drug experiment stage if you mistake then<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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I'm from Screwed Up Texas, we drive reckless an' then we peel off<br />
You ain't had shit until you smoke Sweet Tooth an' Jack Frost<br />
Hit it twice but don't cough, you gotta take it, man<br />
If it's a record for smokin' I'm 'bout to break it, man<br />
Me an' Luda puffin' budda, we in a black Cougar<br />
On Zap Judas, you try to jack us, we grab rugers<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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How can I say it plain that I'm off that Mary Jane?<br />
An' if it's true what they say<br />
Then I don't know how many cells is left in my fuckin' brain<br />
But I'ma keep on writin' an' lightin'<br />
Minds of these hungry rappers<br />
An' tell the hood that I've hired niggers an' fired crackers<br />
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On the Fourth of July<br />
Opens your eyes, I'm jokin' stupid<br />
I love all races but if you hatin' my music then<br />
<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
<br />
I love my, I get patient, we never have to take a piss test<br />
Fuck a 9 to 5 'cause I'm always gettin' rest<br />
I wake to breakfast an' head, you wake up to breakfast in bed<br />
Should I drive my H2? I'ma take the Lexus instead<br />
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Pimpin', ain't dead but I'll leave you niggaz dead<br />
From all this pimpin'<br />
I'm ridin' spinners like a pimp<br />
That's why I'm limpin'<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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Off substances that's controlled<br />
That's how this story goes<br />
I popped the cap, broke the ice<br />
An' Lil' Flip done broke the mold<br />
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I'm so cold I think I see dead people<br />
Nah, that's just my homies passed out in the Regal<br />
Believe it, the potency is so strong, if you notice me<br />
I'm calm, cool an' collected an' if you disrespect it then<br />
<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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We doin' this for them players that bank screw music<br />
We don't pass out after 8 blunts because we used to it<br />
Me an' Cris like Cheech an' Chong<br />
So hurry, break out the weed an' the bong<br />
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'Cause if it ain't grade A trees, we gotta leave it alone<br />
An' to my homie Screw, you know I gotta hold it down<br />
An' if they want it then they gotta come an' take the crown<br />
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Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up<br />
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So there you have it, sendin' this one out<br />
To all my drinkers an' all my smokers<br />
United an' lighted we stand, inebriated we fall<br />
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An' if you wanna pass the sobriety an' breathalyser test<br />
Here's a quick Luda tip, some packets of mustard<br />
In your car, keep mustard goddamn it<br />
An' whoever said niggaz in the south can't rhyme<br />
<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
Fuck you, fuck you<br />
I'm screwed up
