Lucky Stiff movie - Rita's Confession lyrics

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Rita: Vinnie, you're my brother.<br>

I'm in a little trouble and I didn't know where else to go<br>

Listen to this obituary I just found in the Atlantic City paper<br>

Vinnie: You're holding it upside-down put on your glasses.<br>

R: Oh! Heh heh... ok 'British shoe salesman inherits 6 million dollars<br>

From casino manager uncle.<br>

V: I don't get it<br>

R: Let me start at the beginning.<br>

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I was having an affair<br>

V: an affair?<br>

R: an affair, and my lover's name was Tony<br>

V: Tony?<br>

R: Hamden<br>

He managed my husband's casino, he wore a tux<br>

I went crazy for the guy, which is why<br>

V: which is why...?<br>

R: I embezzled from my husband<br>

V: Not your husband<br>

R: We stole from my husband's casino<br>

Six million bucks!<br>

V: no...<br>

R: and all in rocks!<br>

Six million bucks in diamonds in a heart shaped box<br>

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Now I've gotta go to Monte Carlo<br>

I've gotta find this man<br>

He inherited the money<br>

I embezzled from my husband<br>

For my lover, who I accidentally shot<br>

V: What!?!<br>

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R: Well I went to Tony's place<br>

V: Tony's place?<br>

R: It was dawn. And I saw a woman leaving<br>

V: woman?<br>

R: Leaving. I knew that my Tony was in there<br>

Well I saw red<br>

And the room was very dark<br>

V: Very dark<br>

R: Very dark and I didn't have my glasses<br>

V: What no glasses?<br>

R: And there in the dark accidentally I shot him dead<br>

They found his will<br>

He left his English nephew my entire six mil.<br>

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Now I've got to go to Monte Carlo<br>

I've got to find this man<br>

V: He inherited the money<br>

R: I embezzled from my husband<br>

V: For the guy you accidentally shot at dawn<br>

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R: and you've got to go to Monte Carlo<br>

V: Me?<br>

R: Just as fast as you can<br>

V: Why?<br>

R: Cause I accidentally mentioned it was you who took the money <br>

When my husband accidentally found it gone<br>

What could I say?<br>

V: What did you say? What did you say?<br>

R: What could I do?<br>

V: What did you do? What did you do?<br>

R: The money was gone, and Nicky caught on so I blamed it<br>

V: No...<br>

R: On you<br>

I said you lost it gambling... I was desperate. <br>

It just came out of my mouth, you know, spontaneously<br>

And now. Well, I think Nicky has a- a contract on your life<br>

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V: I've got to go to Monte Carlo. I've got to find this man<br>

I could end up in the river with a bullet in my liver<br>

Or piano wire wrapped around my neck<br>

R: Check<br>

Both: We've got to go to Monte Carlo just as fast as we can<br>

And find this man<br>

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