Lucky Stiff movie - Dogs Versus You lyrics

rate me

<br>

Harry: Alright, you're following us. Who are you?<br>

Annabel: My card.<br>

H: Ms. Annabel Glick, <br>

Representative of the Universal Dog Home of Brooklyn?<br>

A: We were your late uncle's favorite charity<br>

H: Don't tell me you've come all this way for a handout<br>

A: I have come all this way for the money Mr. Witherspoon<br>

All six million dollars of it. You see,<br>

<br>

There are dogs in despair, who need shelter and care<br>

And who don't have a bone to chew<br>

You have pink satin sheets; they spend nights on the streets<br>

It's the dogs, the dogs, it's the dogs versus you<br>

<br>

We are down on our needs braving rabies and fleas<br>

It's a job someone has to do<br>

We need food, we need tags, doggie toys, doggie bags<br>

For the dogs<br>

Both: The dogs<br>

A: It's the dogs versus you<br>

<br>

How I wish you could meet the needy dogs I've known.<br>

H: Oh please.<br>

A: How much good you could do in the greater NY area alone.<br>

Picture one (no) hungry hound (no)<br>

Picture pups (no) at the pound (no)<br>

Or the poor (no) little lost shiatsu<br>

H: Who?<br>

A: Think of beagles (no) who beg (no) <br>

St. Bernards (no) with no keg<br>

It's the dogs.<br>

H: I hate dogs<br>

A: You hate dogs?<br>

<br>

H: Oh how I wish (needy dogs) you could see (hungry dogs)<br>

The kind of life I've had (25,000 starving dogs)<br>

If you think (save the dogs) I'll go back <br>

You're absolutely, positively mad<br>

<br>

A: I'm prepared<br>

H: So am I<br>

A: This is<br>

Both: do or die<br>

It's so nice that we both agree<br>

It's the dogs, the dogs<br>

A: Versus you<br>

H: And you<br>

Both: Versus me. After you<br>

<br>