My boyfriend says he will leave me, 
should I A: get down on your knees 
should I B: tell him where to go 
or should I C: kiss him until it shows 
 
Your boyfriends got no fashion sense, 
Should you A: Try not to take offence 
Should you B: Tell him to go to Next 
Or should you C: Kiss him and forget 
 
If you’re an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy. 
If you’re a B you will find that’s cool but hey don’t be so unkind. 
If you’re a C you will end up like me. 
 
And love will ball you over  
if you’re a C you’ll end up like me 
Don’t play games if you’re broken hearted  
Don’t try to finish what you ego started 
and if you’ve got problems then don’t bring them to me  
 
 
My girlfriends getting sick of me, 
Should I A: change your personality 
Should I B: put her love to the test 
Should I C: kiss her until she is obsessed  
 
 
You’re girlfriend fancies your best friend 
Should you A: stick around with them  
Should you B: tell them that’s just fine 
Should you C: kiss her until she’s mine 
 
If you’re an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy. 
If you’re a B you will find that’s cool but hey don’t be too unkind. 
If you’re a C will end up like me. 
 
And love will ball you over  
if you’re a C you’ll end up like me 
Don’t play games if you’re broken hearted  
Don’t try to finish what you ego started 
and if you’ve got problems then don’t bring them to me 
 
you looking at me like you only half believe my story 
how can I purse my lips and kiss when I’m in such a fury 
they think my heart is jumping and stomping through the floor 
oh my its true 
but I need you 
the smile that I put on to mask a face is more than nervous 
its never hard when I recall that I just don’t deserve this  
they think my heart is breaking shaking breaking over but- 
it’s what I must do 
if I want you 
 
If you’re an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy. 
If you’re a B you will find that’s cool but hey don’t be too unkind. 
If you’re a C you will end up like me. 
 
And love will ball you over  
if you’re a C you’ll end up like me 
Don’t play games if you’re broken hearted  
Don’t try to finish what you ego started 
and if you’ve got problems then don’t bring them to me 
 
C- C- C- C- C- C- C is the heavenly option 
(repeats until end of song)