Los Amigos

Los Amigos - Intro lyrics

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Snook: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos.. cd

Vingoe: Don't you mean album?

S: Shhh.. no one expects it to be an album

V: NOBODY WILL BUY ANOTHER ALBUM! do-yuuuu

S: For the benefit of the Radio Audience..ignore what you just heard.

S: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos album.

V: Brought to you by the pointless company

S: The same people who brought you the inflatable anchor,

V: The solar powered teacake

S: And..politics

S: Right. I think. Before we brainstorm

V: AHHH! STORM! BRAIN! AHHHH!!

S: MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?!?

V: Sorry I get carried away. I take things too literally sometimes

S: Anyway. I think we should first discuss our legions of fans.

V: How many are there?

S: I'm not good at estimating, but I'd have to say about 6 billion!

V: So all of 2 people then?

S: Yes..we used to have fans. We priced Chris out of the market. Ben lost all his money on gambling debts. And Rachel was a our groupie, but then she heard us sing.

V: Oh..shame really.

S: Maybe we should offer lubricant with our albums to boost sales.

V: Bah. There's no time for lubricant.

S: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!

S: Anyway..Back to the brain..map

V: AHHH MAPS!!

S: Sorry sorry! I forgot your chronic fear of maps. You can be really stupid with some of your fears sometimes.

V: Excuse me! Envelopes!

S: AHHHH!

V: Calm down. Calm down. We'll just have to do the spider diagram.

S: Yeh. Good idea. Who could be scared of spiders? pfft

V: I also have a fear of axe-wielding maniacs.

S: Oh the irrational fears people have.

V: Ok. So what ideas do we got for the album?

S: I was thinking something along the lines of 'Songs about pain' or something jolly like that.

V: How about songs about..wayne?

S: Songs about spain?

...nah

V: Songs about brains?

...nah

S: Songs about rain?

...nah

V: That's it! Songs about trains!

S: That's it! Unemployment!

V: No. No. That's not what I, I

S: Well done Rob. You get 50% of the profits!

V: Oooo. What's 50% of zero?

S: I'll look it up someday.

V: Unemployment it is then...dumbass

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