LORDS OF ACID - The Crablouse lyrics

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I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh <br />The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind <br />Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams <br /> <br /> <br />The secret of the crablouse <br /> <br />Here's a message for the girls about vaginas <br />And the consequence of fiddling with a partner <br />Mind your labia they're never out of danger <br />If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger <br />Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area <br />It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! <br />It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair <br />Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there <br /> <br />It's there to stay, sucks all day <br />It's there to bite, my parasite <br /> <br />The little vampire, horny and so greedy <br />It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy <br />It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick <br />A party animal, a pervert and a pig <br />If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva <br />Stumbles through your body right into your vulva <br />Then waits patiently until a penetration <br />Gets it out of there and right into salvation <br /> <br />It's there to stay, sucks all day <br />It's there to bite, my parasite <br /> <br />Now we know the little crablouse is a raver <br />You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor <br />It's unbearable, funky and so cool <br />A real smartass and nobody's fool <br />If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem <br />We all know that it's connected with his scrotum <br />He might tell you that his undie is too tight <br />But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right <br /> <br />It's there to stay, sucks all day <br />It's there to bite, my parasite <br />My love machine, my maddest dream <br />Turns me on, makes me come<br /><br />