LORDS OF ACID - I Must Increase My Bust lyrics

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Do that thing <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br />I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits <br />I've had this problem since I was a kid <br />I used to look up to my Auntie Marie <br />Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees <br />Her nipples were poking right out of her gown <br />If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around <br />As I grew older I made up my mind <br />I'd get me the biggest ones I could find <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br />Do that thing <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br />My ass just got big and my boobs stayed the same <br />I had to do something cause I was ashamed <br />I filled up my bra with melons and see <br />I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D <br />The trick with the melons a shot in the eye <br />Not long did I wait to catch the first guy <br />And of course I forgot that melons do rot <br />I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br />I got a new plan, the idea it's real cool <br />I decided to go to a gymnastics school <br />There I found out that I'm not alone <br />Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome <br />So when I wake up or go back into bed <br />I remember the wise words that my teacher said, <br />"If you want your man to drown in your lust, <br />You must, you must, increase your bust." <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br />Do that thing <br />I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4) <br /><br /><br />