LORD KITCHENER - DR KITCH lyrics

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I am not a qualified physician

And I don’t want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician

And I don’t want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble

She insist I should give her this needle

But, darling, one thing I want you know

Don’t blame me for where the needle go

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

“Dr Kitch, it's terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle”

She lie down in such a position

It was difficult to give this injection

She start holding on to the needle

Making me so uncomfortable

I said “Darling can’t you be steady

I’m going to have it done very shortly”

She said “Dr Kitch I am sorry

But the size of the needle frighten me”

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle”

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly

Constantly moving her body

So I slap her in the face with vexation

And I went on giving the injection

She screamed “Doctor stop! I can’t stand the pain!

I don’t think you inside the right vein”

I said “It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told

The needle must be stick in the wrong hole”

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle”

I pull it from that hole and start again

I have the needle now in the right vein

The needle just gone in half a inch

The stupid young lady start to flinch

Suddenly she bawl "It is hurtin',

Doc I can feel the penicillin going in."

I said “You little fool look what you do

You talk until the needle break in you”

I push it in

She pull it out

I push it back

She start to shout

“Dr Kitch, it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle”

Thanks to Blaze for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to BT for correcting these lyrics