Lonely Island - Like A Boss lyrics
rate me<br>Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review. <br>No problem. <br>So you?re in charge around here is that fair to say? <br>Absolutely I?m the boss. <br>Ok so take us through a day in the life of "The Boss". <br>Well the first thing I do is-- <br> <br>Talk to corporate (like a boss) <br>Approve memos (like a boss) <br>Lead a workshop (like a boss) <br>Remember birthdays (like a boss) <br>Direct work-flow (like a boss) <br>My own bathroom (like a boss) <br>Micro-manage (like a boss) <br>Promote synergy (like a boss) <br> <br>Hit on Deborah (like a boss) <br>Get rejected (like a boss) <br>Swallow sadness (like a boss) <br>Send some faxes (like a boss) <br>Call a sex line (like a boss) <br>Cry deeply (like a boss) <br>Demand a refund (like a boss) <br>Eat a bagel (like a boss) <br> <br>Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss) <br>No Promotion (like a boss) <br>5th of vodka (like a boss) <br>Shit on Deborah?s desk (like a boss) <br>Bite a gun (like a boss) <br>In my mouth (like a boss) <br>Oh fuck man I can?t fucking do it shit! <br> <br>Pussy out (like a boss) <br>Puke on Deborah?s desk (like a boss) <br>Jump out the windows (like a boss) <br>Suck a dude?s dick (like a boss) <br>Snort some coke (like a boss) <br>Crash my car (like a boss) <br>Suck my own dick (like a boss) <br>Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) <br> <br>Chop my balls off (like a boss) <br>Black out in the sewer (like a boss) <br>Meet a giant fish (like a boss) <br>Fuck his brains out (like a boss) <br>Turn into a jet (like a boss) <br>Bomb the Russians (like a boss) <br>Crash into the Sun (like a boss) <br>Now I?m dead (like a boss) <br> <br>Uh huh. So that?s an... average day for you then. <br>No doubt. <br>You chopped your balls off and die. <br>Hell yeah. <br>And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? <br>Nope. <br>Actually I?m pretty sure you did. <br>Nah that ain?t me. <br>OK well this has been eye-opening for me. <br>I?m the boss. <br>Ya I know I got that. You said it about 400 times. <br>I?m the boss. <br>Ya ya I got it. <br>I?m the boss. <br>No I heard you see you later! <br>(like a boss)<br><!-- stopprint -->
