Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears lyrics

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[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?<br />

[A:] Uh, the uncle.<br />

[Q:] And in more trouble than?<br />

[A:] A pregnant nun.<br />

So get a hole to hide in<br />

or somehide to cover the hole<br />

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived<br />

basically full of crap<br />

and others lil' treats.<br />

Awe, that little pig.