Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas<br />
You were born with only three faces<br />
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Shit down to the sub-atomic level<br />
To the last quark<br />
<br />
Martyrs mocking, lepers vomiting<br />
While everyone and their mother<br />
Team up with toilet water<br />
Don't forget to tell your face<br />
Swish swish gargle gargle<br />
<br />
This here bowl is half full of shit<br />
And this here shit shall set you free.