Locust - Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock… lyrics

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What came first the chicken or the moron?<br />

I'd say the moron potty trained or not.<br />

I wipe your ass you scratch my back<br />

Go ahead and continue to <br />

Think about your genitalia<br />

But before you speak, before you think, <br />

Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway<br />

Americana memorabilia<br />

-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics<br />

Ready the probe and ready the stove<br />

At the Branding center my cheesbro'<br />

Plus or minus three percent points<br />

(variance of ignorant humans)<br />

But I'd have to say that there are<br />

Many more in retro sewage<br />

I wipe your ass you scratch my back