Loco Locass

Loco Locass - ROC rap lyrics

rate me

When it's time to set our minds

And to combine rap and ROC*

Our rhymes are the finest of the fine

To define this nation of mine Hey!

Canada is the land of law, land of all

Where you're from, who you are, it doesn't matter at all

History's a big shopping mall

You're the landlord, lad, of a LOBLAWS:

Go choose your language, your culture or your coleslaw

Individual integrity is the whole idea of this community

You are the king nitty-gritty of this oh so great country

And we don't heed the easy mockery

That we still hide here under monarchy

God saves the queen but not the Twin towers

This new millenium is our hour

I want to hear you sing louder, louder

That we are, here, now and for ever and ever

One voice

Under one flag, one choice

Top ever better best country, the Rolls Royce

In this short essay, you will see that we say USA

Are NRA gun nuts

Who sit their big butts at every Pizza Hut

Geez! These obese species, are close to implose

At this point of no return

They don't even need Iraqi's hara-kiris to burn

America would never scream it's confession

But we know it's secret dream is

To be like our federation

'Cause we are

One voice

Under one flag, one choice

Top ever better best country, the Rolls Royce

On my back pack

I've got my flag tacked

Even in Bagdad

Saddam's like "Hey, the pal's back!"

Get down to brass tacks

Canada’s fantastic

I don’t know, ask Nasdaq about it

Canucks kick ass, no doubt about it!

So when I hear those French fucks saying

“Let’s mock, Saran wrap the ROC around the clock!”

I’m like: let’s call the cops, Sheila’s the tops

Look and see how she maple spread me

My ass, and my family

Really, this province of Quebec

Is a pain in my ass and in my red neck!

See me saying it out loud on this CD deck:

We should throw those loners over the deck!

So we could finally be:

One voice

Under one flag, one choice

Top ever better best country, the Rolls Royce

Canada day is everyday (bis)

* ROC = Rest of Canada

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