Loc Tone - Funky Cold Medina lyrics

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Cold cooling at a bar<br />

And I'm looking for some action<br />

But like Mick Jagger said<br />

I can´t get no satisfaction.<br />

The girls are all around<br />

But none of them wanna get with me<br />

My threads are fresh and I´m looking def<br />

Yo, wassup with the l-o-c<br />

The girls are all jocking<br />

At the other end of the bar<br />

having drinks with some no-name chump<br />

When they know that I´m the star<br />

So I got up and strolled over<br />

To the other side of the cantina<br />

I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"<br />

He said it was the "funky cold medina".<br />

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This brother told me a secret<br />

On how to get more chicks<br />

put a little medina in your glass<br />

And the girls´ll come real quick<br />

It´s better than any alcohol<br />

Or aphrodesiac<br />

A couple of sips of this love potion and she´ll be on your lap<br />

So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg<br />

And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me<br />

And did the wild thing on my leg<br />

He used to scratch and bite me<br />

Before he was much much meaner<br />

But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina.<br />

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You know what I´m saying<br />

I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door<br />

I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls<br />

They won´t leave my dog alone with that medina pal.<br />

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I went up to this girl<br />

She said "Hi my name is Sheena"<br />

I thought she´d be good to go with a little funky cold medina,<br />

she said "I´d like a drink", I said "ok, I´ll go get it"<br />

And then a couple of sips,<br />

she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was<br />

with it<br />

So I took her to my crib<br />

and everything went well as planned<br />

But when she got undressed it was big old mess<br />

Sheena was a man<br />

So I threw him out<br />

I don´t fool around with no Oscar Mayer weiner<br />

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina.<br />

<br />

You know,<br />

Ain´t no playin' with a man,<br />

This is the 80s and I´m down with the ladies,<br />

<br />

Break it down,<br />

<br />

Back in the saddle, looking for a little affection<br />

I took a shot, I thought I´d test it on the Love Connection<br />

The audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner<br />

I took my date to the Hilton for<br />

medina and some dinner<br />

She had a few drinks, I´m thinking soon what I´d be getting,<br />

But then she starting talking ´bout plans for our weddin',<br />

I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I´ll be seeing ya",<br />

That´s why I found you don´t play around with the funky cold medina.<br />

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You know what I´m saying<br />

That medina´s a monster y´all.