Little Shop Of Horrors

Little Shop Of Horrors - Mushnik & Son lyrics

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[Mushnik]

He'll think about it?

He'll think about it?

[Seymour](calling outside as he starts to spray the plant)

I don't like that guy, Mr. Mushnik.

And you should hear the way he talks to Audrey.

[Mushnik]

Gott in Himmel, no

The kid just said he'd mull it over!

[Seymour] (to himself as he works)

No wonder she looks so unhealthy. It's enough to make you sick.

[Mushnik]

If he left me

If Seymour left me

Why then I'd be

Right back where I started

Which was

broke and starving

[Seymour, still to himself]

Sweet and good and beautiful as she is,

she deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him!

[Mushnik]

Close to Bankrupt

[Seymour, still to himself]

What a louse.

[Mushnik]

Beset, befuddled, and bereft

That's what I'd be if Seymour left!

[Seymour, still to himself]

He's a disgrace to the dental profession.

[Mushnik]

Seymour-

[Seymour]

Sir?

[Mushnik]

Seymour-

How would you like to be my son?

How would you like to be my own adopted boy?

(I never liked him much, before

But count the cash that's in the drawer

I've got no choice!

I'm much too poor.)

Say yes!

[Seymour]

What for?

[Mushnik]

Seymour, I want to be your dad!

I wanna see you climbing up my family tree.

I used to think you left a stench

but now I see that you're a mench,

So I'm proposing!

Be my son!

Mushnik and son

Sound great

Three words with the ring of fate

So say you'll incorporate with me

A florist's dream come true

Mushnik and his boychik, you

What business we'll do for F.T.D.

How 'bout it, Seymour?

Be my son!

Just say the word,

I'll have my lawyer on the phone!

[Seymour]

Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash

You always said that I was trash

[Mushnik]

Oh, I was joking!

[Seymour, spoken]

Sir, I'm choking!

[Mushnik]

'Scuse the physical expression of my pride

Of the sweet paternal mishegoss I've held pen-up -

Insi-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ide!

[Seymour]

Gee.

[Mushnik]

So?

[Seymour]

Well...

[Mushnik]

Well?

[Seymour]

I....

[Mushnik]

You?

Go ahead and say it, Seymour.

Tell me that you will....

[Seymour]

Gee, I'd really like to, but...

[Mushnik]

I'll hold my breath until...

[Seymour]

Okay... You win

I'll be... Your...

Son!

[Mushnik, spoken]

Hooray, I win! He'll be my son!

[Seymour]

Draw up the papers, Dad

I'm touched, I really am

And when you reach age eighty-three

I'll let you come move in with me

[Mushnik, spoken]

You swear?

[Seymour, spoken]

I promise!

[Mushnik]

What a son!

[Both]

In trouble, sickness, and in health

We'll share the plan and share the wealth!

[Mushnik]

I'll call my lawyer!

[Seymour]

Call me son!

[Mushnick]

Son!

[Seymour]

Son!

[Both]

Mushnik and Son

That's that

[Seymour]

Officially, I'm your brat!

[Both]

Consider the matter closed and done.

Now, to the world, let's stick

our senior and junior shtick.

Through thin and through thick,

Through sloppy and slick,

[Seymour]

So come kiss me quick!

[Mushnik]

Please, dont make me sick!

[Both]

Mushnik-

And son!

[Seymour, spoken]

His son, I'm his son.

[now singing]

Sudden changes surround me

Lady luck came and found me

Thanks a million for making the magic you do.

Thanks to you Sweet Petunia

Mushnik's takin'... a juniah,

And someday when I own this whole shop,

I'll remember I owe it

to you.

Thanks to LVS for correcting these lyrics

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