Little Shop of Horrors movie - Dentist! lyrics
rate me<br>
[ORIN]<br>
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,<br>
My mama noticed funny things I did,<br>
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun<br>
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done<br>
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head<br>
That's when my mama said<br>
<br>
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]<br>
What did she say?<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
She said, "My boy, I think someday<br>
You'll find a way <br>
To make your natural tendencies pay<br>
You'll be a dentist<br>
You have a talent for causin' things pain<br>
Son, be a dentist<br>
People will pay you to be inhumane<br>
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood<br>
And teaching would suit you still less<br>
Son, be a dentist<br>
You'll be a success<br>
<br>
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]<br>
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!<br>
Watch him suck up that gas! <br>
Oh, my god!<br>
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good<br>
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?<br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!<br>
I am your dentist <br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Goodness gracious!<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
And I enjoy the career that I picked<br>
<br>
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]<br>
Really love it<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
I am your dentist <br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Fitting braces<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
And I get off on the pain I inflict<br>
<br>
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]<br>
Really love it<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid<br>
<br>
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]<br>
Bicuspid<br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted<br>
And though it may cause my patients distress,<br>
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me<br>
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me <br>
Oh, mama<br>
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success<br>
Say ah! <br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Ah! <br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
Say ah! <br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Ah! <br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
Say ah! <br>
<br>
[PATIENT]<br>
Ah! <br>
<br>
[ORIN]<br>
Now spit!<br>
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