Song by Flotsam, Jetsam<br /><br>
(SPOKEN)<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Poor child<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Poor, sweet child.<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
She has a very serious problem, hasn’t she?<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Hmm, if only<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
there were something<br>
JETSAM:<br>
we could do.<br>
ARIEL(always spoken):<br>
Who are you two?<br>
<br>
(SUNG)<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Sweet child<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Poor child.<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
So tragic<br>
JETSAM:<br>
so misunderstood.<br>
<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Dear child<br>
JETSAM:<br>
sad child.<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Life’s looking<br>
JETSAM:<br>
shall we say<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
not good.<br>
JETSAM:<br>
No.<br>
<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Who will ease her woe’s and worry’s?<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Who will help get her man?<br>
BOTH:<br>
Sweet child. Perhaps the Sea Witch can!<br>
ARIEL:<br>
You can’t possibly mean aunt Ursula?<br>
<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
She knows your dreams<br>
ARIEL:<br>
Father says her magic is evil<br>
JETSAM:<br>
She’ll grant your prayer <br>
ARIEL:<br>
Please I have to go!<br>
<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
She’ll cast a charm<br>
JETSAM:<br>
A tiny spell.<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Why the alarm?<br>
JETSAM:<br>
No one will tell<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
No one will care.<br>
JETSAM:<br>
It’s your affair.<br>
<br>
BOTH:<br>
Sweet child<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Dear child<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Poor child.<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Sad child.<br>
BOTH:<br>
We’ll bring you to her lair right now.<br>
Bet in half a sec, <br>
your prince and you are reconciled.<br>
<br>
FLOTSAM:<br>
Together<br>
JETSAM:<br>
Forever<br>
ARIEL:<br>
Take me to her!<br>
<br>
BOTH:<br>
Sweet child.<br>
<br>
[Thanks to Stephen for lyrics]<br>
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