(Verse)
Ur dirty sweat - my sweetest potion
Ur armpits swampy - lil oceans
Ur  flappy buttonhole - a soggy cave
I put in my parts and let them bathe

(Chorus)
So call me freaky, call me sick
I like it sticky, I like it big (Fat!)
I hate it skinny, I hate it flat
I don't need mini, I like it (Fat!)

(Verse 2)
People are faint about ur size
We can fuck them on ur French fries
When I break open ur kingsize bra
Ur giant boobs are just wunderbar

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Every night I have this dream
I'm sliding down a slippery stream
Straight in your mouse, the smack is strong
I eat your lips, you furry tongue

(Chorus)

(Outro)
So call it crazy or call it fate
Just with you I want, want to get laid
But your holes are hard, so hard to find
It doesn't matter, I fuck you, fuck you from behind!

                          Thanks to desdemonna for correcting these lyrics