Linda Eder - The Mad Hatter lyrics

rate me

If ya need somethin' done

Lay and Wait, hit and run

Well, there's just one name you should know

I'm not sugar and spice

I'm more naughty than nice

And when it comes to bad, I'm a pro

So just drop a dime on me

I will guarantee

It's a fate to complete

Check out the hat

Cause, baby, I'm where it's at

You need someone to find

Something nasty, in mind?

Just put the Hatter hot on the trail

I can get the job done like Attila the Hun

And, buddy, that ain't no fairytale

Let them run away

I will make them pay

Quicker than the Lady can say

"Off with their heads"

Well, isn't that what she said?

I'm the Mad Hatter

Wacky as a hatter should be

The Mad Hatter

Ain't no body crazy as me

Might as well give up now

Ain't no way, no how

No one makes their get-away clean

Know what I mean?

Hatter works for the Queen

What is true, what is not

Can both change in a shot

And, buddy, me? I couldn't care less

Uh-uh

Cause in two seconds flat

Livin' under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I can stop a coo

With a thing or two

That you thought nobody could do

You outta know

This ain't my first rodeo

Yee-Hah!

I'm the Mad Hatter

Dapper as a hatter should be

The Mad Hatter

Ain't nobody snapper, see?

So just surrender, dear

Or the end is near

Let's grease up that old guillotine

You think I'm mean?

Well, get a load of the Queen!

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing to taboo

I will lie

I will cheat

Track you down, then hit "delete"

Tout suite!

So, sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the Mad Hatter

Clever as a hatter should be

The Mad Hatter

Never pull the wool over me

I've got a welcome plan

Here in Wonderland

It's an audience with an ax

Take it from me, I'm only sayin' the facts

So sit back and relax

The Mad Hatter attacks

The Mad Hatter attacks