Limbomaniacs - The Toilet's Flooded lyrics

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(Cobwebz/Bosco)<br />

CHORUS<br />

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit<br />

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit<br />

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit<br />

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit<br />

There was this dude his name was Ted<br />

He just stopped over and he said,<br />

"I'd go outside if I had to pee<br />

But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."<br />

He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long<br />

We finished lunch he was still in the john<br />

We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart<br />

But what he left in my bowl was a work of art<br />

CHORUS<br />

We all went in to take a peek<br />

What happened next knocked us right off our feet<br />

It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl<br />

It had no morals, it had no soul<br />

It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug<br />

It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug<br />

I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing<br />

But it zapped around the house like brown lightning<br />

CHORUS<br />

He took a record dump known across the nation<br />

Now we gotta use the service station<br />

CHORUS<br />

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