Limbomaniacs - Porno lyrics

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I watch porno in the day I watch porno at night<br />

I'm a terminal case and I love my plight<br />

Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright<br />

All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight<br />

It's my own religion my own kind of heaven<br />

Big ole schlongs goin' into little women<br />

All for me to see on the color screen<br />

Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean<br />

CHORUS<br />

I need porno<br />

I need porno<br />

Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em<br />

Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms<br />

My name is House the albino mouse<br />

I always read Penthouse never read Proust<br />

I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly<br />

All but one of Gay Night Orderlies<br />

I read the best I read the rest and now I confess<br />

I got a life subscription to Enema Digest<br />

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I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction<br />

I like to watch two people use friction<br />

Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn<br />

I like to watch it go in and out again<br />

On the video fast or slow-mo<br />

I can unwind to a good porno show<br />

My girlfriend she gets so uptight<br />

When I call her and I tell her it's porno night<br />

CHORUS<br />

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