Limbomaniacs - Butt Funkin' lyrics

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Fe fi fo fum<br />

Tell me where do you come from?<br />

They call me Butthouse man<br />

'Cause that's my name<br />

I'm a butt connoisseur and I have no shame<br />

I rate 'em on size and shape and such<br />

But the final test is the test of touch<br />

I'm a true blue pro no average joe<br />

I keep my eyes open everywhere I go<br />

So if you're talkin' 'bout chicks and what they got down below<br />

Just ask 'ole House 'cause I'm in the know<br />

CHORUS<br />

Butt-butt funkin'<br />

Butt-butt funkin'<br />

When butts are headed in my direction<br />

I slip around back for a closer inspection<br />

I size them all up with no sign of detection<br />

And I swoop on in and I make a selection<br />

Some big some small some ain't quite round<br />

Some as big as me nearly pound for pound<br />

Some smooth as silk with no sign of wear<br />

And some got pimples and some got hair<br />

CHORUS<br />

Shout it out, sing about I just can't live without<br />

Wigglin' jigglin' butts in my living room<br />

Long pants and short pants<br />

They're best when in no pants<br />

I'm in the mood for a stinky string romance<br />

Fe fi fo fum<br />

Tell me where do you come from?<br />

There's nothing so fine and nothing so fair<br />

As a hot sticky thing with a tight derriere<br />

Let me tell you 'bout my trip to the south of France<br />

The women down there they never wear pants<br />

By hook by crook or happenstance<br />

I'll be headed back just give me half a chance<br />

When I'm lying on the beach I couldn't help but stare<br />

At all the merchandise the girls had laid bare<br />

Lying on my front so no one could see<br />

Those bare bottom bitches put a boner on me<br />

CHORUS<br />

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