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I like apple pie<br>
And you like banoffee<br>
We both love shopping for furniture<br>
And meeting for coffee<br>
We pretend we're into art galleries<br>
'Cause it makes us feel clever<br>
We're both in our element when we're on our knees<br>
Whatever the weather<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<br>
We don't give a fuck<br>
What people are thinking<br>
I know you'll always look out for me<br>
When we go out drinking<br>
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone<br>
And you'll give me direction<br>
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know<br>
Who reads the travel section<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<br>
I could be your fag hag<br>
And you could be my gay<br>
I'll never make you feel sad<br>
When you come out to play<br>
<BR><BR>
<i>[Thanks to Silke for these lyrics]</i><br>

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