Lil Dicky - Too High lyrics

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What’s up, what’s up y’all?

Young D, AK Young D

Had to make a track about smoking weed man

Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so

I didn’t really have a choice,

But, I guess I made it mine a little bit different

Is all.

Is like, is like, is like

Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks

I’m with my team in this bitch, and we all getting lit

I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick

And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong

And the dope I’m on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

Getting real high watching funny videos of bill Nye

Tell me that this jam isn't still fly

Bill Nye theme song

Now I’m getting hungry than a muthafucka

put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400

where’d I put that honey mustard

lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka

until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.

How long do them thangs keep?

Guess I better ask jeeves

go get ma computer but I’m staring at the damn screen

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be

The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed

Now ya man is fucked...

Hook:

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

but I think I’m way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah I’m fuckin faded but I hate it

I’m praying that I make it

afraid I’m goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late

to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

Now I’m freakin out up in this bitch

can’t control it and ma homies passin round another spliff

so I bolted to the BR, Consulted with the mirror

Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic

Cuz the weed in you beating you

then all a sudden I’m on the toilet beating ma penis blue

but I ain’t cummin because as I’m imagining fucking something

that pretty girl I’m humping

becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother

or some other fucking disgusting person

mY brain is bein strange, cuz I’m high as a plane

I aint deranged, I’m just saying it's a violent strain

So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars

Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit

Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a

Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing

Man I’m high as fuckkkk

Hook:

And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

but I think I’m way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah I’m fuckin faded but I hate it

I’m praying that I make it

afraid I’m goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late

to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

Rock hard cock, cuz I’m watching katy perry

in her video the whole world's made of candy

damn...I ain’t even got no candy

so now at the fucking c store

where ya man be torn than a mafucka

peanut Eminem’s or a twix

cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

goddamn now I’m weary of the man -- yeah the cashier

homeland, Nazir!

s-s-s-so damn tweaked

I can’t even cross the mothafuckin street

gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

now I’m back up at the crib, and I’m laughin at giraffes long necks

gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex

crafted a long text, took about an hour

took a scary shower, now I’m sitting naked on the ground

man I’m fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.

This sucks I’m high as fuck.

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