Suzy got a rubboard, mama got a tub<br />
They goin' around doin' the rub-de-dub<br />
Ain't it crazy<br />
Ain't it crazy<br />
You know it's crazy<br />
To keep on rubbin' at that ---<br />
Was down and out with my head in my hand<br />
Looked for a woman didn't have no man<br />
Wasn't it crazy<br />
Wasn't it crazy<br />
You know it's crazy ---<br />
(Yeah... oh yeah...)<br />
Was down in town with my head in my hand<br />
Looked for a woman didn't have no man<br />
Wasn't I crazy<br />
Wasn't I crazy<br />
You know it's crazy<br />
To keep on rubbin' at that - same old thing<br />
(play it one time)<br />
(now here's what cooked the goose)<br />
Two old maids lyin' in the bed<br />
One turned over this is what she said<br />
Ain't we crazy<br />
Ain't we crazy<br />
You know it's crazy<br />
To keep on rubbin' at that ---<br />
Have mercy!