Lifter Puller - The Flex And The Buff Result lyrics

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well the chainsmoker he called the stockbroker<br />

he said hell i hate to sell we've been doin really well<br />

but i need a little liquidity you know i think they might be onto me<br />

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you see we all went down to meet that guy with the eyepatch<br />

and i was nervous i was naseous i was drippin wet with heat rash<br />

and the stark bar's filled with cardsharks and the carparks they get so dark<br />

and the false starts make me jumpy and those chicks were just so dumpy<br />

and those pimps with the shrimps from the blimpie up on 5th street<br />

i shoulda known that no one clean would ever lie down quite that easy<br />

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finally the guy with the eyepatch arrives, he was drippin wet with gin fizz<br />

he was half dead and dynamite<br />

with the needle-marked arms like the frontman in some grunge band<br />

a big straw hat and a liquid orange suntan<br />

he cooled himself off with a japanese handfan<br />

motioned for silence and then he began, he said<br />

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you know this clown they call the night club dwight<br />

he's got a place called the nice nice that he won rollin dice dice<br />

dwight likes the lights he likes roamin the foam<br />

now dwight's never home now that dwight's got a jones<br />

dwight was pretty nice when he took out that loan from us<br />

now dwight don't got the courtesy to pick up the phone for us<br />

made a joke and leaned in close and then he spoke, he said<br />

i want night club dwight dead in his grave<br />

i want the nice nice up in blazes

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