Lifter Puller - The Bears lyrics

rate me

thereafter we'll refer to this as the fouth and fourteenth incident<br />

immortalized in microfiche, barcoded documents<br />

saw you sweating on the corner you were sucking off a soda<br />

sticky summer in the bario, didn't really think that he could be a romeo<br />

his friends busted in screamin rodeo<br />

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thereafter we'll refer to this as the last time you attempt to kiss<br />

some fairy bear you've barely met, put your lips on his leather vest<br />

the mechanical bull is rubbing right though the wool of your pantleg<br />

the linedance starts, it pounds long with your heart and you're stranded<br />

his roommates came out, they came from under the couch and they jumped in<br />

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i laid down with the lions but they're way too lame<br />

i went down on the tigers but they're way too tame<br />

i know that you're scared, but i suggest you go back to the bears<br />

your kisses taste just like skoal bandits<br />

you're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous

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