Lifeseeker - Middle Earth lyrics
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Time to break it down with an old school fable from back in the day before the turntable there was evil in the land time to take a stand olde english eight hundred and a mystical clan not a quest for fire still things were looking dire dark riders on the rise trying to build an empire so call me a liar but I've seen it all and look out below!!! is my battle call twas a lyrical stand off, backed up by Gandalf said make like Luke Skywalker and get yer hand off me staff! what you wan't me autograph?! we brought it on like Kahn and they felt the wrath trying to map the way we rap? bust open your globe sent the lion and the witch straight back to the wardrobe kicking up dust in the elven grove when I hit the dancefloor I told the wizard more strobe! simmer down young dwarve and show respect the kings held a council and did elect Frodo to bear the ring, and spring the plan and remember this was all before the age of man coming straight from the underground coming straight from the whole of middle earth here yeeeee here yeeee! curiously strong but he ain't selling mints the ring on his finger entails the four elements I can make it rain sleet snow or hail and if you riddle for my precious you're bound to fail my winds are gail force: "blowing out all orcs!" posse's barreling down the river cold bobbing like corks break you down to dust from whence you came deep as the mines of Mordor where I stake my claim with fire from the shire, I'll burn your crown now you're living in the crazy world of Arthur Brown so get on down to middle earth and just rock to the rhythm like you was a smurf I'm like Sam Wise can't believe my eyes! never touch the ring cause it ain't my size no suprise cause it ain't no thing cold swinging with sting it's the return of the king of pain, enemies get slain, I'm barefoot like Ringo on Abbey Lane with oujai board raps, whichever way the wit points we'll stay at number one cause our records got hit points! I came down from the hills to fight the dark forces a double edged sword and I know where the orcs is so get the horses, no remorse kids been getting many tips, from numerous sources it's time to roll on these muther funkin trolls cut off their heads and banish their souls another day in the life of the warrior clan someday they'll paint my likeness on the side of a van word! we're bringing knowledge, that's everlasting casting a spell like Gandalf blasting trolls out the box with their fiendish plots pop pop from the wand another Goblin drops I fought an intellect devourer and a night stalker a leech a leprachaun, even leucratta them ugly little suckers didn't stand a chance when I climbed up in a tree and did my battle dance! battles were raged throughout the age so that two little hobbits could descend and cast the ring from whence it came so the age of magic could end?! coming straight from the underground coming straight from the whole of middle earth my precious my precious how could you have left this finger I linger, this thought depresses lead silly hobbitans where they think they must I'll snatchem you back push them tween the crust where the lava runs free, my precious and me we hate Bagginses and they hate we my precious me, running free, I hate Bagginses and they hate me! what happened to that thing to which I used to cling? how could they disrupt my little magical fling!? the ring of doom!? nah, that's jive! when I put the sucker on it made me feel live! sipping on the grog I begin to glow reminiscing on the finger that I had a year ago fore the coming of man, and all his plans my spirit got crushed in his corrupted hands now I'm down on my knees, and my feet got fleas and they built a Safeway on my hobbit hole so ask yourself! who made who? cause you probably got a little bit of hobbit in you yeah ask yourself who made who? I bet you got a little bit of hobbit in you yes ask yourself who made who? might you have a little bit of hobbit in you? coming straight from the underground coming straight from the whole of middle earth
