Lifeseeker - His Name's Frank lyrics

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LYRICS:

hordes of zombies

on the horizon

who you gonna call

when the dead are rising

the posses gettin large

man it's supersizing

but they a bunch of dumbshits

they ain't too conniving

from willamette to vegas

to santa cabeza

Imma tell you right now

shit gets crazay

can of zombie whoop ass

first three ingredients?

frank west

orange juice

and dress code deviance

it ain't a game

it's a modern fiasco

he got a raw deal

now he gotta get aggro

an teach a lesson

bout corporate schemes

it went from beef

to queens

into zombie fiends

then back into zombrex

the plot gets complex

don't get it

out of order man

keep it in context

he's covered wars you know

oh of course you do

I'm gonna say his fricken name

til I'm hoarse and blue

CHORUS:

his name's frank

weeelll

his name's frank

weeelll

want the scoop of a lifetime?

it's money the bank

he's frank

weeelll

in the mall or the casino

walkin zombies

off the plank

his name's frank

weeelll

his name's frank

weeelll

Isabella's on his mind

but he's got no time to wank

he's frank west

weeelll

phenotran's runnin scams

gonna put him to the test

FRANK WEST

you'll find him

where he doesn't belong

FRANK WEST

and death

just don't get along

FRANK WEST

he's better than

mowing the lawn

AND YES!

he saves his game

while he's using the john

give him a stuffed bear

and he'll attack shit

give him a hard time

he'll say "fantastic"

and I'm pretty sure that

you can get your ass kicked

if the zombie outbreak

makes you psychopathic

motocross jackets are nice

but franks style is priceless

sportin the stylish chain

for his midlife crisis

with his back outta wack

broke his sacroiliac

taking zombie upskirts

is he a necrophilliac?

last brash fiend

that gave em a bad scene

got sprayed with the water gun

filled up with gas-leen

so everyone knows

that weapon combos

are when

things like wheelchairs

get connected to lawnmowers

and put to use

in the abuse of zombies

all purpose enemies

who've replaced

the commies

HIT EM WITH THE HAIL MARY

LONG GONE CHERRY

BOMB

droppin on em

til they're not so scary

put yer fears to rest

it's the new recreation

if you ain't impressed

go play some putt putt

try to cut the stress

while I'm yellin

what? what?

with the homey

FRANK WEST

CHORUS

workin for the man

had enough of it

went free lance

on some other shit

said take this job

and keep shoving it!

coz I'm goin bald

and loving it!

back in the game

it's beyond belief

chuck is handy in a pinch

but you know the chief

of the zombie fightin

gut wrenchin from inside em

droppin blows on his foes

frank wests

the titan

still claim you never heard of this!?

he's a kick ass photojournalist!

"with a style based in the firmament

1st place"

at the zombie crushin tournament!

some just move on!

that ain't frank

kicked in the glass wall

col smashed the tank

now he's floppin round

on yer living room rug

sayin "yo zombrex is a hellavu drug!"

with time ticking down

there's alot to manage

isabella's lookin good

wishin he knew spanish

renta cops bustin shots

he's taking damage

only one thing to do

eat a sandwich

gettin souped up

on rice wine

for the scoop of a lifetime

if he makes it to primetime

his name in lights might shine

still he ain't tryinta show em

how to be the best

but he's happy when they say

"heyyy it's frank west!"

open up the locket

read carlito's curse

he didn't do it for himself

he did it for mother earth!