Lifeseeker - Gone Guru lyrics

rate me

Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy

gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy

van, yeah thats the masterplan

drive into the woods and eat corn out the can

yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band

the groupies the booze, the all night jams

now all these fans, asking where did he go?

meditating on a rock letting go of the ego

so rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain

they took half my nuts and berries

and riddled "who's counting?"

bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting

now my cup overflowth, just like a fountain

seen birds in the sky, trees in between

grubs in the ground, it was so serene

the sky was blue, yeah the grass was green

and that's three square meals if you know what I mean

so now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss

my third eyes open so give me some swiss miss

saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street

though I was down with God I had to yell retreat

because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo

rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo

set the animals free from the pimpin zoo

and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue

Out in the desert on a three day stint

I had a revelation and I made a mint

so take a hint and won't you join the club

send your wife to my hut for the body rub

pumpin metal guru in the subaru

four wheel drive to the commune

pick up the crew

and we out to the zen monastery on the prairie

where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy

snowboarding with the yeti eating vegi spaghetti

don't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty!

ready steady spiritually grow

til I found out my boy worked for the cointelpro

gram damn now I gots to scram

and start handing out my leaflets in bethlehem

cause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new text

we are all one, so what's the problem with group sex!?

and so many children want to join the fold

mike love on line two, put that sucker on hold

and shine, to thine own self be true

they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

yeah shine, to thine own self be true

they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

you got to shine! to thine own self be true

they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

gone guru in my new nehru

so rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo

I'll deliver whover pays what's due

that's nine for me and one for you

awwww yeah we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight

we got that incense, burning! we got them peacock feathers, tickling!

we got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use

so come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...

tonight!

too many wives for ohio they were looking to try me

so I got twelve divorces said aloha hawaii

arrived without traveling they lost my bags

another trial for my people, don't scratch the jag!

you know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it!

deported me to rio and you watched it on c-net

new, chumps had me singing the blues

til thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose

rose petals in path milk in my bath

and now harrison ford wants my autograph

I laughed when we met cause he busted a sweat

then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet

cold stole the spotlight from the dali lama

cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas

got sixteen caddies and 29 rolls

fuck the shoes I transcended the sole

with constant expansion I live in a mansion

getting jiggy with madonna and marilyn manson

sixty minutes expose taxes you never paid

papparazzi! code blue! down toupee!

yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bones

my advisors tell me, start thinking bout clones

found out! heaven is a place on earth!

I cut off my head it cost all I was worth

cryogenic robot, now my head can spin

I'll be around a million years, so let the party begin

party robot, now my head can spin

I'll be around a million years so let the party begin

gone guru new nehru

rock tamborine and didgeri too

must free animals from pimpin zoo

deliver who? 2+2

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Thanks to Tom R for these lyrics